if ur tiefling is straight u read the players guide wrong

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

jibberthegretchin:

caiosantosart:

Cowboy/Western Mage

“Y’all won’t be passing.”

Source: caiosantosart

Modern Terms for Modern Stats

ayellowbirds:

probablybadrpgideas:

STK – Stronk
PRK – Parkour
TCC – Thiccness
MEM – Memes
ANX – Anxiety
AES – Aesthetic

i understand OP’s url but i am absolutely going to do this

murkmen:

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”

if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”

prokopetz:

Dealing with death in tabletop RPGs:

Miraculously returned to life by kindly old priest

Soul implanted in clockwork robot by ethically dubious wizard

Filthy druid speed-runs cycle of reincarnation, brings you back as an owl

Replaced by identical twin with suspiciously similar name seeking revenge for death of sibling

Talk GM into making the next adventure a flashback to before you died

Promote familiar or animal companion to player character status

Apply ghost template and continue adventuring, but now with awesome ghost powers

Invoke “you keep what you kill” and declare that the monster that killed you is now your character

Just show up again next session, claim to have been on vacation, and refuse to acknowledge any suggestion to the contrary

Actually roll up a new character

ayellowbirds:

probablybadrpgideas:

Play a tabaxi who is, ironically, a dog person.

“You’re a human, are you a ‘monkey person’?”

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire

big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon

galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs

interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you can’t

yourplayersaidwhat:

Motherly Cleric, to crying woman: Are you alright? What happened?
Crying Woman: T-The goblins… they attacked me… they k-killed my husband and children…
Motherly Cleric: How long ago was this?
Crying Woman: Just a couple days ago
Motherly Cleric (OOC): Okay, so too soon for flirting