Tag: dnd

“Fetish elves”?

prokopetz:

(With reference to this post here.)

When it comes to elves there are three broad classes of ear length.

Classic:

Anime:

You Have A Fetish:

[id: first image, “classic” is Legolas from the Lord of the Rings films. his ear is just like a human ear, but the highest part tapers into a subtle point.

second image, “Anime”, is Deedlit, a high elf character from Record of Lodoss War, an anime based on a d&d campaign. she has long triangular, lobeless ears that point horizontally away from her head. each ear is about as long as her head is wide.

third image, “You Have A Fetish”, is of Jak from the Jak and Daxter video games. his long triangular ears are at least twice as long as his head is wide.]

critical-failqueer:

more dnd campaigns with overtly fantastic plots. full on fairy tale bullshit. like something out of mythology or a fable. 

the party is tasked to retrieve the moon, which has been stolen from the sky. 87% chance the moon is also sentient. 

a color that was locked away by the gods for being too beautiful/terrible/powerful is released again and a dragon of that color now threatens the land. also because it’s new it’s in fashion and everyone who can get their hands on it is wearing this color and it’s starting to give you a headache. 

relieve the land of their drought by finding what happened to the rain and bringing it back. 

go wild. have fun

squirenonny:

lazuli43:

These posts matched each other so perfectly I thought they were the same post at first

[image description: a screenshot of op’s dashboard showing two posts. First a text post by windsroad that reads, “why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching”

Below that is a quote (source: buckykingofmemes) that says, “those are bold words for someone in stabbing range” /end image description]

Source: lazuli43