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clitcheese:

remember when tumblr genuinely thought kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove was…. queercoded

bc he’s not overly masculine, has no love interest and is in drag for one whole scene to disguise him Being a Fucking Llama

remember Kuzco is the best Disney princess. remember Jack Sparrow is the best Disney princess too

there’s a particularly shit no homo joke when he has to use mouthwash after receiving cpr from Patcha, the joke being kissing a dude is worse than kissing a llama. What kind of lens did you watxh this through to get a queer narrative

remember when tumblr genuinely thought kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove was…. queercoded

bc he’s not overly masculine, has no love interest and is in drag for one whole scene to disguise him Being a Fucking Llama

remember Kuzco is the best Disney princess. remember Jack Sparrow is the best Disney princess too

“aces think they’re lgbt just because they’re not normal”

yeah it just sounds like someone used normal as a shorthand for, accepted as the default under cisheteronormativity. like i get you that it’s reductive and definitely gives off a bad vibe

but like. you know our sexualities and genders are non-normative right. as in society literally will never, can never accept us as ‘normal’. some of you are acting as if that’s shocking

also like, if you’re the child of gay parents

that means you were wanted. they went out of their way to have you

i can’t imagine how much better my mental health would have been as a child if i wasn’t a complete mistake my mother made one day, and was raised too catholic to think about an abortion

can u imagine. having two parents. And knowing they actually wanted to bring you into the world. and still feeling like you’re missing something. heteronormativity is really amazing sometimes

can we stop normalising the idea that men can like, innately barbecue well

if you don’t practice cooking in a kitchen then you won’t effortlessly be any better outdoors and only cooking meat doesn’t hide that

‘i needed a masculine role model to play sports w me’ bitch if you didn’t play sports for your whole childhood it probably means you don’t like fucking sports! having a man in your life doesnt suddenly make sports fun!

like damn did your gay mums ban sports? did they actively shame you away from playing catch? lesbians fucking invented sports. girls come out as softball players before we’re ready to properly come out as gay. what do u think roller derby is! sports are fucking gay and u were probably just a nerd the whole time!