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jdeko:

rottenboysclub:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

“traps aren’t trans women, they’re effeminate gay dudes who crossdress to deceive and fuck straight guys”
ok but you’ve, just decided to counter an accusation of transphobia with “checkmate, i’m a huge transphobe AND homophobe. weren’t expecting that one hey?”. like you really thought your knowledge of fetish anime would make you look Less Gross

continually surprised how chasers think they’re getting away with: “my fetish isn’t trans women, my fetish is just identical in every way to trans women except closeted, or traumatised to staying in the closet and who doesn’t have the language or confidence to ask to be respected. also a cartoon usually.”

Also, for those who say “b-but how do I describe my anime waifu now????” – Japanese doesn’t even use the term ‘trap.’ It’s a transmisogynist term that started on 4chan that’s coercively applied to any person assigned male at birth that crossdresses (jousou, which is a neutral term in Japanese) presents femininely (onee), or is otherwise feminine of center (trans women, transfems, x -gender, as well as various GNC men, cis drag queens etc.), both in Western fandom and irl. It’s a slur, just like sh*male.

More about there term here, from Andrea Ritsu, a Japanese trans woman.

Basically: stop using it.

I like calling myself a Trap because it describes me better than “trans-woman” I don’t want to be a woman, I want to be a feminine male who looks like a cute girl.

then u could not use a fucking slur made explicitly to fetishise trans women, like, please. sincerely. feminine male as u just described sounds like it’s doing fine for u

so for the next Jurassic park/world/whatever film

  • just make it from the dinosaurs perspective
  • call it:

Escape From Jurassic Park

  • literally just make it like every prison break film ever made
  • but dinosaurs
  • have them dig a tunnel out with a rusty spoon, i don’t give a shit, i want a dinosaur prison break film
  • my suspension of disbelief is Ready & Willing for this concept
  • life finds a way cowards

leszula:

just saw a conservative blogger ‘fear-monger’ with the phrase “a nation without a border ceases to be a nation!” 

and im like…you mean that nations are not intrinsic truths, but instead they only manifest themselves through the exclusion of the ‘other’?? 

you mean that borders are fictions that we are all encouraged to believe in, in order to create a feeling of national pride that is almost entirely based on being ‘not the other’, creating stigma and feelings of superiority? 

you mean that citizenship and nationality are features of our cultures that are almost always decided arbitrarily at birth and through nothing else?? 

you mean that a world without borders would be a very big step in the direction of a world without nationalism and without fear/stigmatisation of the ‘other’?? yeah sounds awful….

transyasha:

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transyasha:

some stupid ideas for dnd characters while i fight depression and boredom:

half elf, half tabaxi, full asshole

demon pretending to be a tiefling

doppelganger who took over someone’s life but had no idea they were an adventurer or into shady shit and is having a lot of trouble with trying to keep his identity up

some more:

monk that is DEFINITELY not saitama from opm but beefier

orc bard with low charisma and gets very nervous around cute people

someone who doesn’t have a tragic backstory. their parents are alive and well, they write to them all the time about their adventures, and their parents support their adventuring and send them things they might need

low intelligence wizard

low intelligence female barbarian whos just here for a good time

a cleric or warlock who’s married to their patron and very in love

warlock whose patron is their parent and they’re basically studying abroad on the human plane

a ranger whose companion is actually the ranger, but their bodies got switched

If you wanna use one of these lmk and send me updates on them

A human who’s from a family of tieflings. Someone in the family made a deal with a demon and the magic got weirded out so much it turned them human.

a druid who is just poison ivy, or dresses just like her

Dragonborn who look like crocodiles and speak with a southern accent

Shardmind or warforged who speaks like GLaDOS

Gunslinger dragonborn, but instead of using a gun, they shoot bullets from their mouth in a breath attack

A bard who uses an omatone

A timid human who looks like ur run of the mill wizard or librarian, but turns out to be a barbarian. All their rage comes from thinking about people who’ve bullied him or thinking about library late fees

#THESE ARE ALL VERY GOOD….. #CROCODILE DRAGONBORN ALTERNATIVE: A CROC DRAGONBORN WHO’S JUST STEVE IRWIN

you’re so fucking valid

Hey if u wanna send like $3 my way so I can see my gf for my 23rd birthday, I will make you a complete character sheet either using these concepts or completely from scratch, complete with a fully fleshed backstory, character flaws, and family tree. I l o v e worldbuilding.

For $6 I’ll make you an entire world for your campaign

http://ko-fi.com/leonerdchurch

clitcheese:

tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire

big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon

galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs

interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you can’t