after years of living in the forbidden forest, the ford anglia becomes a local hogwarts cryptid
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Surely it must’ve been a bit weird for people living in Cardiff watching RTD era Doctor Who to be seeing all these buildings they walk past on at least a semi regular bases, depending where in Cardiff they live, and being told, nope, this is London. These buildings are in London now.
I’d expand this to include wondering how they feel about seeing *their* American themed diner said to be in America in Moffat era, but I’m still kinda stuck on ‘why does Cardiff have an American themed diner?’
A revised list of mortal sins, 2018-06-22:
- RPing on other people’s reblogs
- circulating corporate social media clapbacks
- posting cats with eye infections because it looks like they’re crying
- using the word “vore” as a verb
- telling artists they just need to practice
- updog
- insisting that no-one is talking about a thing everyone is talking about
- Hallowe’en blogging in April
- informing people about the bread guy
- any and all references to squid
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools
I have a feeling that last point is aimed at the ravenclaws…
taking you’ re medicications and staying hydrodated is an ‘Epic Win!’ 🙂

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
via reddit.com
did something happen to Spiders Georg
R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017
He was an outlier. But he counted.
Anyway in case anyone forgot unfollow me if you think lesbians have privilege over bi women and also unfollow me if you think bi women have privilege over lesbians.
The lack of discourse on this post is so beautiful I love you all so much shout out to wlw for being amazing and lovely and supportive, let’s never forget to be here for our sisters even those that may not be exactly like us because the most beautiful thing about our community is that it is made up of so many people with unique identities and experiences, namely the experiences of trans women in our community, women of color in our community, disabled women in our community, indigineous women in our community, autistic women in our community, and other women and nonbinary wlw with a wealth of other marginalized identities. We are a diverse and beautiful community with so much to offer each other and learn from each other and this wasnt supposed to turn into a sappy post but I love all of you so much and I’m so proud of all of you and also lets continue our dedication to each other in the way that we always have and expand upon in ways that we havent. Our community is so important and so is every single member in it!
orc girls have shorter tusks so they can eat pussy
