sorry I’ve been [*static noises*]
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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay
Okay, so this is some Star Trek meta, I apologize in advance for getting extra nerdy here.
One of the little things I’ve always loved is how they’ve shown ways that the Klingons and the Federation don’t understand each other. Some of them are subtle- take spelling. Obviously, the Klingons have a different writing system, but even when it comes to using the Latin alphabet, they have disagreements. Like how they spell their homework Qo’nos, while the Federation would use Kronos. Or how the House of Martok is more properly Martoch, like the ending of loch. Even the empire itself- they’d more properly spell it Qlingon, but the Federation doesn’t.
And it’s kind of a cool, little way to demonstrate how they aren’t on the same wavelength. When it comes down to it, the Federation just doesn’t get it that Klingon culture, at the heart of it? Is K-less.
i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”
this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages
they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little offthis isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” errorPorn Bot ARG
Don’t reblog trans women’s selfies if you’re not actively blocking terfs when they follow you
If your support is putting us at risk it ain’t worth shit
WHY DO SOME OF THESE SUBMISSIONS HAVE CONTEXT. I HAVE BEEN LIED TO
look, just stop reading when it gets to the context
Dudes in romance novels are always like, “She was beautiful, intelligent, courageous, determined and kind all at once… He’d never met a woman like her before…”
And YOU, sir, are fucking unobservant, because my gay ass meets women like that every goddamn day.
tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting
girl: is tall
my BigLesbian brain: uhehhdhsbsbnmmjwkdndnbgywbekdmdk????2$:8;!3!;’???2?:$:
girl: is short
my BigLesbian brain: uhehhdhsbsbnmmjwkdndnbgywbekdmdk????2$:8;!3!;’???2?:$:
girl: is
my BigLesbian brain: uhehhdhsbsbnmmjwkdndnbgywbekdmdk????2$:8;!3!;’???2?:$:
