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who has suggestions for extremely low spoon foods that don’t need things to be precooked or anything. like, toast and cereal levels of easy. except im getting sick of only being able to make toast and cereal

requirements:

  • it needs to not involve lifting anything heavier than a bottle of milk
  • as little steps as possible, i get overwhelmed very easily
  • i’m struggling to make cheese toasties unless its a good day so preferably something even simpler than that

skarchomp:

I hate Smash Bros because every match I play it’s Pretty Anime Sword Boy, Pretty Anime Sword Boy, Pretty Anime Sword Boy, and me as Giant Cartoon Dragon Hot Dad like fuck off Mark and Troy and Corbin I’m trying to have fun for once in my miserable life

ace-angel:

a terf: q***r is bad, q***r theory is bad, when I hear that someone is q***r I assume they’re a straight faker preying on lesbians

somehow, inevitably, a bunch of people on this site with “no terfs allowed” in their about: critical-vulva totally gets it

curledtalons:

@ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed about

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay