you can talk shit and make jokes about minecraft all you want. you can pretend it wasn’t an iconic experience that changed the gaming industry as a whole forever, you can act like minecraft steve isn’t the pinnacle of raw sexual energy til the end of your days, but if you even for a second try and pretend the music in that game isn’t astronomically fantastic, i will completely eradicate you from the living realm
i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah im an atheist
truth to ed in fmab ep2: i am what you call the world, or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one, and i am also you.
ed in fmab ep3:
Ed decided that God was a lil bitch and he just wasn’t going to endorse that.
[image is a screenshot of the show’s subtitles. someone asks “Are you interested in Letoism?”, and Ed replies “No, unfortunately, I’m areligious”]
there’s textual evidence for scooby doo being attracted to both humans and regular non-talking dogs and i, don’t like it, i hate it, i don’t want to watch a show being haunted by unanswered questions about Dog Consent
theres this girl dog whos apparently scooby’s gf like? are u sure? are u absolutely sure? how have they possibly had a discussion about Labels when she’s! a regular! dog!
okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy”Â
BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake
Yo I am not gonna hold it against any of you who have reblogged it but I hate, hate the “feminist brain vs lesbian brain” meme that’s going around because even though I know it’s meant to be a funny joke, my fear that being a lesbian would make me a bad feminist because I’d be objectifying women by allowing myself to be attracted to them was literally what kept me in the closet & contributed to confusion and depression for years!!!!!!!
I had to work so hard to learn that lesbian attraction to women is not the same as male objectification of women!! That I wasn’t predatory or anti-feminist for being sexually interested in women!!!!! That being sexually attracted to women can, in fact, be in line with my feminism!!!
And lest any TERFs think this post is an okay point of identification and validation, consider the following: 1) fuck you and 2) many trans lesbians and wlw experience this on much greater levels than I have as a cis lesbian and 3) trans lesbians and wlw are most definitely not anti-feminist or predatory for their attraction to women.
history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actuallyÂ
I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves