clitcheese:

just found out that yogo stopped making chocolate Dirt Desserts. apparently it happened years ago? i didn’t even know ? i just thought i had grown up ? wtf

@ratprince im going to make some at home there’s a bunch of recipes and it is just like, chocolate custard and chocolate cookie and little marshmallows

i remember them having little worms in them? they weren’t sour worms though, were the worms marshmallow worms or something?

bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.

ghostcongregation:

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences.Β β€˜we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian.Β β€˜we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities