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neilcicierega:

HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

2.

3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms

froody:

just some good Star Trek episodes

  • Fuck You Dad You Cannot Have my Hemoglobin
  • My Wife The Sexy Energy Mass
  • Kirk Really Hates Small Furry Things
  • What if We Were Cowboys?
  • Scotty Gets An Alien Wasted
  • Scotty Gets Possessed By Jack The Ripper
  • What If We Were Mean?

i’ve yet to see a “mental illness culture on this site is so toxic/problematic” post that wasn’t condescending, disdainful, infantilising, completely misunderstands why mental illness tumblr exists in the first place, or is straight up “why don’t u just choose to get better already?”, or All Of The Above.

i mean theres “i realised i needed to stop posting depression memes all the time bc it was putting me in a bad space” which I understand and have no disagreement with, but then there’s those same voices being coopted by this vein of “if you were more positive you’d feel better”, which is an All Of The Above.

pro tip: accuse someone of ‘wallowing’ and that’s an All Of The Above Hole-In-One, congrats, don’t talk to mentally ill people ever again until u sort out your own issues

artiegayberg:

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television