Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text
Why did I do that
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A warlock: I have made a deal with a powerful being and they’re my patron now.
Me, an intellectual: you’ve gotten yourself a sugar daddy.
you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?
a fun fact about neville is that. i love him
PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!
There’s four kinds of gays.
- “I want to live in a huge high rise apartment with my future partner that looks over the whole city so I can see the city lights at night”
- “I want to live in a secluded little cottage in the woods with my partner, surrounded by woodland and nature, so that we wake up to the sounds of animals in the morning”
- “I want to live by a beach so that my future partner and I can take long walks at sunset and go swimming in the waters whenever we want”
- Lesbian farmer aspirations
this is Space Gay Erasure
the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.
the entire point of dogwhistling as a concept is to leave enough doubt for you to plausibly deny that that’s what you meant, but it’s a signal to your intended audience who would immediately recognize and understand Exactly What You Meant By That. so yeah you can say “so-and-so didn’t outright say x y and z and you cant prove it was their intent to imply that” and you’re right, we can’t prove that, but you’re eating out of the palm of their hand when you say that, you’re literally right where they want you
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