with my follower demographic, i have to be bottom-passing if i want my jokes to land. [through gritted fucking teeth] akjsbfskjglfkย
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gf: you should try to relax
me, mildly dissociating: yeah that’s what im doing?
Japanโs complete lack of understanding of declining birth rates in relation to its work culture reminds me a lot of how America has an assumption that millennials are killing industries when the truth is they are more frugal because of a lack of funds.
Both come from a conservative mindset that neglects the impact that a toxic work culture can have on society.
A 80+ hour work week in order to maintain financial stability isnโt exactly a solid ground to date people and eventually build a family from a healthy relationship.
A workforce comprised of 20 somethings that make between 20-40k a year in entry positions isnโt a good ground to build a reliable consumer base when a huge chunk of that is going to rent, utilities, car payments, and student loans.
you are not unloveable just because people have treated you poorly
people are drawing puffy pussy like the :3 face
โpuffy pussyโ is the worst like They Should Rhyme. pรบffy pussy
people are drawing puffy pussy like the :3 face
Iโm going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girlโs number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, โI just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. Iโll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.โ
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me Iโll call them out on being a con artist.
Jokeโs on you, buddy. Thatโll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, Iโll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, Iโll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police canโt figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because Iโm a slutty motorcycle ghost, and whoโs gonnaโ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops canโt become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. Itโs basic math.
verses of the world unite
too long has the false dichotomy of top/bottom ruled tumblr discourse
The dinosaurs use Smite Evil.
