If you all go 2 weeks without discourse the whole class gets an ice cream social and a pizza party

Anything you can do I can do

gayer,

I can do anything

gayer

than you 🎶

someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I’m being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.

deepstateoperative:

distraughtlesbian:

distraughtlesbian:

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

startrekgenerator:

dammit coffee i’m a gay not a riker

softtrade:

The irony is that when a trans man says something about gender, people have this “Oh well, he must have personal insight, having been both” (lots of times the dude specifically says this) whereas when trans women say things about gender, the idea is that she isn’t allowed to have opinions on women, men, or gender at all, having failed to belong to either gender.

fictionkinfessions:

grassangel:

Tumblr has a new setting to turn off

General settings > privacy > better recommendations (uses your search history to show you more posts)

OP posted this May 19th 2018 so it really is some new nonsense staff has come up with!

Here’s a direct link for people on desktop! https://www.tumblr.com/settings/privacy

Mod Party Cat!

A Relationship Can Be Two Velmas

canadian-marxist:

Saying that rich people hate poor people misses the point, imo.

It doesn’t matter if the rich hate the poor or if they actually love them deep down. They exploit and profit from the poor. A reserve army of labour is an intrinsic part of capitalism, it scares workers from organizing and fighting for their rights.

If a capitalist saw the error of their ways and decided to treat their workers well and give to the poor that would affect their bottom line and they would be squeezed out of the market by their more ruthless fellow capitalists. Exploitation is literally unavoidable under capitalism.

It’s not the morals of capitalists that need to be fought, it’s capitalism itself.

ihaveapencilbehindmyear:

Wolf 359 AU where everything is the same but the star is named Wolf 369 so every time someone is trying to have a serious conversation about it you just hear Doug (and/or Lovelace and Jacobi, depending on which season) in the background going “Nice”