ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??

lesbianavagardner:

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

edgelordette:

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

(under my breath) fuckh ands

fuck .okay there’s only room for “FUCK HAND” in the singular now nobody bring this post up ever again

fukh ands

Can I borrow this idea for a shitpost drawing if I credit y’all

yes but it’ll make me want to die inside

hotcommunist:

MCR had the right idea about makeup…..we all need to repopularise smearing red eyeshadow on ourselves and looking like shit

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

(under my breath) fuckh ands

fuck .okay there’s only room for “FUCK HAND” in the singular now nobody bring this post up ever again

fukh ands

adultswim5000:

your url shows what you want most in life

no it the fuck doesn’t

alice-ablaze:

hatemailhere:

1980vibes:

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

UNREALISTIC

Blocked

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that “archaeology” roughly translates to “messing with the dry boys.”

via reddit.com

lauf-aiya-rson:

clitcheese:

FUCK HANDS is a valid knuckle tatt but i’d worry the space would just make it look like you’re mad at your own hands, and not, they’re your fuckhands, u know

(under my breath) fuckh ands

fuck .okay there’s only room for “FUCK HAND” in the singular now nobody bring this post up ever again

hawlucha:

do not ask for whom the pussy pops, it pops for thee

izzyatwarp9:

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word