clitcheese:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

and today in the far right’s fantasy universe we’re talking decentralised monarchy

this and anarcho-capitalism are different wordings for the same idea of “feudalism and we all agree to pretend that serfs are serfs due to their own personal failings and the king just works harder than anyone else”

i’m all for small government but also i just want to own human beings u know

a small government as in, i’m the divine ruler. That way, i don’t get taxed, the government can’t tell me what to do, but I still get all the power that my ego tells me i deserve because I Work Hard, and Capitalism Told Me That I Deserve Total Control Over Other People’s Lives If I Work Hard

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

and today in the far right’s fantasy universe we’re talking decentralised monarchy

this and anarcho-capitalism are different wordings for the same idea of “feudalism and we all agree to pretend that serfs are serfs due to their own personal failings and the king just works harder than anyone else”

i’m all for small government but also i just want to own human beings u know

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

and today in the far right’s fantasy universe we’re talking decentralised monarchy

this and anarcho-capitalism are different wordings for the same idea of “feudalism and we all agree to pretend that serfs are serfs due to their own personal failings and the king just works harder than anyone else”

this dude was saying “monarchy was originally decentralised” (before later despotism whatever the fuck he means by that) which i figure means, not all political power was given to the monarch like a straight dictatorship, as individual landowners have their own power to control their own subjects.

which is like, just how you enforce the monarchy’s rule. the monarchy giving out the power to enforce itself isn’t actually a division of political power.

unless this guy’s definition of “decentralisation” is like, instead of one king with one royal line, we have multiple groups perpetually stabbing each other in the back in order to crown themselves the ultimate ruler, and That’s how we decentralise because then it’s not one singular power. because, that’s also straight up typical feudalism. i don’t know how to decode any of this

clitcheese:

and today in the far right’s fantasy universe we’re talking decentralised monarchy

this and anarcho-capitalism are different wordings for the same idea of “feudalism and we all agree to pretend that serfs are serfs due to their own personal failings and the king just works harder than anyone else”

writing-prompt-s:

cchristtopherr:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

chloromantis:

writing-prompt-s:

phoenixheir:

dumbledavisjr:

je-suis-hetalia:

voradtras:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

I’d rather die tbh

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

I feel like this could be fun tho

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

IT SPEAKS

I DO

clitcheese:

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

image

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

Excuse Me, He is Soft Just Like Marshmallows

and possibly, Slightly Powdery Just Like Marshmallows

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

image

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

Excuse Me, He is Soft Just Like Marshmallows