you’re a coward if you don’t have a crush on me
Tag: text
when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”
ive been getting a lot of shit about how “first it was the clown now it’s venom” and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad
Michelle Wolf: *makes jokes about how Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an unapologetic liar and implies she’s a traitor to other women comparable to a fiction character who helps indoctrinate other women into a hyper-misogynist dystopian society*
Men who so deeply objectify women that they cannot fathom a joke involving a woman going deeper than comments on her appearance: Wow did that bitch just call another woman ugly??? So much for the tolerant left
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
People who pretend Breath of the Wild Link is either a feminine genderqueer twink who likes to feel pretty OR a deranged wild-man who runs around naked and sets everything on fire are fake fools. They’re buffoons.
He’s BOTH, you clowns. You currs. Let my boy be soft and pretty AND commit arson and kill monsters with sticks, you clods. He contains multitudes.
bdsm? no. Bee DSM. for mentally ill bees
going out w friends w mobility issues more like “yeah u go ahead and ill stay in the car : )” i feel like a fucking child told to play in the other room while the adults talk
all “asylum” based horror: some guy obsessed with god and christian religion, some random dude facing a wall and talking to himself, ~~~i bet u thought a patient did this but in fact the doctors were doing evil experiments ooho how subversive~~~~, some dude laughing alone, writing on the wall about “them” or also about god, writing is all in blood somehow, a really buff patient out to kill you for absolutely no reason, if there’s a girl she sings a lot and acts like a toddler
me: i get it u have no imagination
ppl are tagging this outlast but this is literally like 20 different games and movies this is not one single callout it is a genre wide challenge
“But your abuse made you kind”
I was always kind. My abuse tested my kindness and you are testing my patience.
🍓🧀 (archive) 