βwe wish you a merry christmasβ is a pretty good christmas carol – no jesus, no god, just some good wishes that quickly give way to a militant demand for figgy pudding and direct action in the form of a sit down protest
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‘letβs get this bread’ is the sequel to βgot to risk it for the biscuitβ
like this post for my twitter. itβs going to be the same kind of rambly bullshit that iβve been shoving into my #mine tag for years, so if youβre one of the 5 people who consistently like my weird posts, i love you,
Idea: create a character. Make a memory box for that character. What would they put in it? What is important to them? Is it full of official documents? Do they have a secret?
You can tell stories with objects
Pros of dating me:
- You get to date me
Cons of dating me:
- Whichever cons are closest to us I guess maybe we could even cosplay together
the funniest #otherworldly trait concept i can imagine is
you when like. magical and nonhuman characters are described in a book and the protag like. hears the rustling of grass or smells woodsmoke inexplicably whenever they see them.
iβm just thinking about like. Wrong Versions of that.
every time someone sees me they inexplicably smell a shoe store which is like, not bad, I guessβ¦ they hear the distant and quiet but distinct sound of a lawn mowerβ¦β¦
every time people see me they crave sugar, when i speak my voice is layered with the sounds of people bumping into door framesΒ (x)
you get me
When I was in middle school, I found a chocolate-scented aroma oil that I dabbed on my clothing. The one time I went to aΒ βBattle of the Bandsβ type event, I wore it on a dark brown dress and near the end of the evening, this kid just turned to me and said, in obvious distress,Β βI donβt know why, but being around you makes me crave chocolate cake?!β
pure:
incels should have sex with each other but they are cowards in body, mind, and spirit
the difference between an incel and a chad is the willingness to stick a few millimeters of bone into each otherΒ
doctor: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the universe stays the same
graham, eating a sandwich: kill two
i want
βͺοΈto break free
βͺοΈto ride my bicycle
βͺοΈit all
βͺοΈto make a supersonic man out of you
why is webcomics such a wild ride
the good: there are no barriers to entry to anyone can get in and start making a comic
the bad:Β
there are no barriers to entry to anyone can get in and start making a comic
