women get flak for having so many candles but like. what else is it socially acceptable and legal to light on fire after a long, stressful day
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is “care bear” a species or an ideology
HEY SORRY MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE WHO I PLAN ON BINDING MY LIFE TO UNTIL MY EVENTUAL DEATH AT A OLD PEACEFUL AGE JUST LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE FUCKING EYES AND UTTERED THE WORDS “smokey 4/20 everystoner”
Smokey 4/20, everystoner.
Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture
Struggling is gay culture
self care is walking into the forest and letting the fae take you
Reasonably certain this is the exact opposite of self care, and that the OP might be a changeling.
No no, let them speak
on this day 420 years ago albert einstein invented weed
what am I? i might not be a person actually
people do things
someone clone me so I can fight myself
too busy cloning myself so i can fuck myself
okay wow alright then you do you i suppose
was that a pun
pale white sappho is a headcanon, & a bad one
13: hey babe, sorry about regenerating in you earlier
tardis: its ok
13: ah good 🙂 nice decorating! silver, i like it
tardis: haha thanks. i made a special thing just for you
13: oh really?
tardis: yep 🙂
tardis: *reveals a huge sign saying “DONT FUCKING REGENERATE IN ME AGAIN”*
13: o-oh
tardis: should i make it bigger for you too see :)?
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT
- I am the globglogabgalab
- the shwabbledabblewabblegabbleflibbablabbablab
- i’m full of shwibblyglibakind
- i am the yeast of thoughts and mind
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