carbonscales:

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless

I’m sending out a mass e-mail to all parents and it says “the way that you treat your children while they are growing up impacts them somewhat”

bestlesbiancave:

squishy-isabelle:

Orc lesbians with big thighs

Reblog if you agree

100%

nicolauda:

jasper-rolls:

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

“Samuel Vimes dreamed about Clues. He had a jaundiced view of Clues. He instinctively distrusted them. They got in the way. And he distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen* and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!” (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)

master-of-pocket-worlds:

abracataako:

making fun of asexuals ain’t funny anymore leave that shit in 2017

2018 is the year of supporting ace and aro people and welcoming them into LGBT+ spaces ❤

trashgender-neurotica:

tilthat:

TIL Nikola Tesla, a man who spoke 8 languages, made dozens of inventions, was 1.88 m tall and is known to us as one of the greatest geniuses ever, once said “that he felt he could never be worthy enough for a woman, considering women superior in every way.”

via reddit.com

Tesla was an egg.