lesbians be wanting girled friend

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

candidlyautistic:

theactualharrystyles:

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”

well yeah

everyone was talking about it

i got curious

i watched it

and i liked it

how is that a bad thing

oh hey that’s how i’m gay

Conflicts in literature: post–post–post modernism

plum-soup:

•man vs. gender
•man vs. weed
•man vs. discourse

the-macra:

tfw you realise that when people ask you who your favourite dr who is you will now have to either lie or launch into a spiel about how 1 isn’t actually like that

wall-noise:

also i just read the word “mhm” just now, as in the sound that one makes to affirm something, but my sleepy-ass brain read it as an lgbt acronym

“men hugging men”

unrelatableuserboxes:

Another year another star war. When will there be intergalactic peace? When will spock rest?

spikespiegell:

can y’all stop making posts like “201_ will be the year of _____” becuz im pretty sure it releases a curse everytime

startrekgenerator:

boob-deep in a pile of kathryn janeway