those posts that are like “enough [popular and narratively satisfying literary trope]! give me [extremely boring subversion]!”

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

burdmom:

whispceon:

all dragons are girls and lesbians and that includes spyro the dragon

spyro is just her nickname, her full name is spirona lactone

#BringBackTheRealDoctor

the-macra:

the-macra:

Dr who just hasn’t been as good since they got rid of the REAL doctor, William Hartnell. Innes Lloyd and all his followers have tried to get us to accept these false “doctors” like Patrick Troughton, Matt Smith, and even Tom Baker (just to name a few). We TRUE doctor who fans know that these aren’t the real doctor! They don’t even look like him! #BRINGBACKTHEREALDOCTOR or I’m quitting the show!!

Guess I’m not quitting the show

how did lgbtpn get off the ground in the first place, who looked at the acronym and decided the T only stood for binary trans people

Doctor: so what is your pain on a scale of 1-10
me: living with a debilitating chronic pain disorder has made it so that i am unable to quantify pain at the magnitude common people feel and thus I have no idea how to answer that
Doctor: …………..so, is that a 6?

themadcapmathematician:

When someone tries to shoot down claims of a character being gay with “they were atrracted to x person of the ”“”“opposite”“”“ gender!” And someone points out that they could be bi/pan/ply, that’s not some kind of concession or bargaining with homophobes, that’s pointing out that queerness and queer-coding isn’t limited to being gay. Here’s an idea: other queer identities aren’t some kind of less queer consolation prize

elsaclack:

oranginasantiago:

laura-log:

Are there……. are there real men like Jake Peralta……. do they…..exist

sounds fake

new cryptid: men like jake peralta

mirrordata:

some people who draw tos fanart care enough to make vulcans green like grass in summer, but not enough to make uhura one (1) shade darker than every other human they draw

this week i’ve seen both the phrases “lesbophobia thinly disguised as bisexual positivity”, “biphobia thinly disguised as lesbian positivity” and something like “bi women want to appropriate lesbian culture” and i want you all to know that if this specific brand of bullshit starts up again i’m just fucking blacklisting anything to do with wlw until this newest generation of tumblr users grows the fuck up. i was there for the korrasami discourse, i’ve done my time