klubbhead:

yourownpetard:

curiooftheheart:

pishposh-habberdash:

lostgirlgwen:

closet-trash:

I…don’t know. I was about to fall asleep when this image appeared in my head. I could see it. Feel it. It had such a demonic aura I couldn’t go back to sleep. THe only way to get rid of this curse is to materialize it. Bring the demons to the material world where I can defeat them through memes. I thought my previous post was the end…I was so wrong…C̸h̴a̵o̵s̶ ̴i̴s̶ ̸j̶u̴s̸t̵ ̵a̴ ̸s̵c̵a̴l̶e̴.̸.̴.̴.                        ..I̸̥͉̯͂͐̂̚t̸͍͇̯̞̲͉̹̐̀̊́͌̚͝͠͠ ̴̗̹̉̓́̽̓̀͒͊͠c̸̨̨͔̩̟̰̗͍̻̻̀̉̽͗a̷̡̛͕̭̘͙̹̍̍̀̆͆́̅͘n̷̛͎̠̣̳̯͉̲̙̭͋́͑̀͛͘ ̵̢̧̗̪̝̫͇̽̾͗̌̅͌ͅo̴̪͓̘̪̼̲̟̟͙͂̀̀̇̈͘͘n̵̍̍͊͌͑̚͠ͅl̴̲̟̻̈́̍́̋͑̊̌̏͑̚y̸̨̢̞͉̰̱͌̅̽͒̔͗̕͘͜ ̶̩̏̿̌ģ̵͓̝̞̻̱͎̮̖̻̇̀̍ȇ̴̻̲̘̳̪̘̗͛͒̓͗̂̕͝t̶̝̟͙͊̎̉̓͆̈̚͝ͅ ̴̔̾̍͐̾͘̕̕͜w̵̹̪͙͕͓͇͍̞̞̫͛̽̈́̋͘͠͝õ̶̱̲̦̩̰͇͕͖͉ŕ̶̪͕̝͈̋̉̿͝s̴̡̜̐̌e̷͎̟̣̋̌̽h̸̪̳̙̟̙̤͆͊ȩ̴̛̛̮̦͚̤̖͈̥̹̼̻̤̓̀̏̆̂͌̄͂̔͗̽̚͝ĺ̴̙̰̲̿̓̄̈͒͒ͅp̸̦̳̻̦̠̺͖͙̹͉̭̝͒͒͊̓͊ͅ ̶̡̡̹̬̙͉̥̤̫̣̎̄̆͘ĥ̴̛̳̎̂̂e̵̞̬̭͚̖̲̦̮̦̦̓̐́̓̽̂̒̀̊͝l̴̝̖̼̪̮̫̯͈͑͑̔̾̈́p̴̧̩͙̩͕̈́̽̈́̃̅ ̴̧̳̜̱͎̖͐͊͛̀͑͑͌̀̀̀̒̓͆͘h̵̡͙̳̯̮̘͈͕͚̠̔͆̓̓̃̾̈e̶̥̊̏̿͗̈́̀̉̂̿̈́̋͠͝l̷̜͔̘̪̤̬̣̘̈́̈̈́̅̍̚͝͠p̶̧̛̩͔͙̲̟̫͍̜̤̬̤̞̝̹͋́́̉̅̐̍͛̎̀̈́̅͝ ̸̙͋̌͌ḥ̶̡͈̺̭̭͚͇͕̯̌̐̑̈̇̾̚͘͝ḛ̸̢̲̥̻̑͐́l̸͍͓̑̀̀͗͌̈̒̚p̵̡̟͚̠͚̮͑̒́͠͝ ̷̢̹̼̮̫̺̝̳̦͇͚̬̓̄̈̇̒́̉́̀̒́̇͜d̵̡͙͈̙͔̱̻̻̦̺͍̓͂s̸̨̢̛̪̼̳̫̭̎͊̔̑̽̑̀͂͠a̷̛̭̰̘̔̔̓̒̉̂̀̈́͆̍̂̈́ḽ̸̻̤͔̤̟͙̘̓̅̔̈́̍̈́̚͘̚̚͜͝k̵̳̩̺̰͚̙̆̋̀̐̊̽̀̿̾d̵̡̨̥͓͓̜̦͍̲̝̥̻̊̅̊n̴̛̞̘̆̿̒̌́̉̕f̵̫̱̔̑̈́̓̓́͜͠ͅa̸͕̺̲͌̍̄̔͋̉̋͒̔͑͂͐͗ͅo̴̡̟͎̝̱̫̣̙̹̤̤̥̙̤̔̉̀̃̇͊̽̀́́̕͠ ̷̟̑̇d̸̳̍̆͆̔̅̓̔̏́͐́̕͜͠͝k̸̢̡̛̥̜̝̯͕̟͕̹̋́̐̑̿̎̈́̏͗̇̊̀̽́s̸̩̘̤̫̺͉̠̘̻̤͊̑o̶͖̰̯̞̺͛ă̸̠̘͎̺̗̰̤̞͆͗4̷̛̛͓̋͑̆̓̓̆̎̎̽̔̄͘͝k̶̡̝̘̗̣̳̊̍̊͒̐̈́̅̑̒̾̿̃͗j̴̩̱͖̲̲̘̝̽̊̊͜d̵̬͆̓̇͊̅̀̔́͐͒̓́́̚͜ ̷̡̲̱͖̫̘̺͓̀̾̓̉́̀̑̑͊̓̊̾ḍ̸̡̪͚̫͍̘̬͈̺͚̟͛̒̅̍͐͝ǩ̸̡̛̼͓̱̘͙̗̙̺̔̎̓̆̎̀̈̈́͛͑̾f̸̨̫̬̻̲̹̦͂͗ͅş̴̢̼̮̬̭̃̇̌̈́̂̓i̷̢̗̤̗̓ę̴̡̧̞͉̰̟̦̦̗̼̘̽͆̑́̓́̊̈́͊͜r̵̢̢̬̘̳̱̭̳̟̲̬̈̉̇͌̎͑́̈́̊̈́̚͠ć̵͉̭̆͜v̴̢̡̛̛̮̝̹̖͔̜̝̒̒̊̅̾̄͋̒͘ ̵̬̜͉̹͓̈́̈́͋̔̿͗̀̒̏̌͐͝d̸̙̖͙͔̲͔͔̩̟̿̈́̓̑͊͛͑̑͛̈́͆͂͊͠ž̷̫͖͉͇͇͙͕̰̜͈̼͜͝ć̵̡̥̤̼̹̜͈͚͙̩̹̓̽f̷̜͍͙͓̞̜̉ç̴̡̡͕̫͚̯̗̙̞̤̦͖͙̌̈́̿̂̀̍̒̆̍͊͒̚͝ě̶̤̯͇̣̼̯͉̟͚͈̂̓ ̸̪̞͚̼̺͕͖͗̅̃͑͌͗̀̈́͗̆̌͊͋̚d̸̳̠̲̬̩͎͈͎̃́̈͜ḳ̶̨̛̛̦̞̟̗̺̞̈́̆̉̄̔͊̅̾̐̉͝͝f̷̢̲̩̣͕̺̭̙̻̎́̎̿͒̄̔̓͘͜͜͝ͅș̷̢͈͙̱̦̣̬͕̬̳̊͊̚͜š̸͈̯͇̋̿͗̎̈̀̈́̌̆̿̔̈́̚͝͠e̴̛͈̼̖̳̫̥̒͊͗͘͜ͅͅç̴̭̲̬̥̖̝̌͐̋̎͒̿̈́͂̈́̈́̈́̓̄̕ą̵̨̢̡͓̤̝̱͔͇̙̮̦̾ͅl̴͕̣̺͚͍̩̹͎̬͖̹̳̪͖͒̃̋́̎̀̏̌̄̕f̶̨̫̙̜̬̥̪͔̩̘͙̻͓̈́̀̃͆̒̐͒̋́́͂̌ ̵̢̛̰̲̠͎͚̲̝͈̩̽͂̐̾͝e̴̜͍̠̼͋̑͒̿́̾̓̚̚͜a̷͖͌͗͌͗̄̉̾̋̊͜͠k̵̨̪̘̻̹̝̪̥͓̘͔̬͕͙͑̈͌̍ͅḑ̴̯̖͙͕̟̰̜̫̙́̇́̈́͌̀̚͝f̷̢̳̓̚͘9̷͉̱̜͍̲̯̺̘̱̻̊̍̽ǫ̸̡̧̯̬̻̗̩̞̥̻̀̊̿͆͊̐̈̑̈͂̔͋͘͘è̴̢̡̫̟͎̻̻͚̭͕̺̋̊͊̓̌̅̈͐́͛́͘ͅk̸̦̪̘͑͂̅̈́̌́͜͝a̵̦̤̰̘̼͇͈̫͚̳͕̔̍̓̈́̃̑̊̅̿͛̍͒͐̔n̷̪̝̮͗̌̀̌̈́̎̽̐̕͝d̸̹̦͍̹͖͙̥̰̋͂̍͜ ̸͕̮̠̎̿́͂̅͋̅̅̾̓c̴̡̢̨̘͙̏͒̃͑́̆͋͛̔͒̏́̕č̵̡̫̹͈̪̳̰̦͎̞͖̜̺̀̆̍̾̆ć̵̡̙̲̲̖̳̥̱͔̳̠̺͇̇̀̃͗̾͗͜ą̴̥̞̟̟̀̿͊͒͐͘͠ͅ ̶͇̙͈͕̥̝̫̼̥͚̗͈̻̻̺̃̑̒͌a̴̡̯̲̰͉̺͎̞̭̲͙͂̅͗̐̂͂̈́̂̃͜ḟ̶͙̹̇̅̿͌̇̕͝͝ṗ̷̜̬̝̖̦͎̟̖̖̰͓̂̑̎̅̇ͅͅs̸̛̈͑͌͜ở̶̳̥̼̜̠͎͍̑͂̐͐̓͝j̴̠̖͂f̵̦͓̍̆̆̌́̾̏͐̔̄͠͝ ̷̡̧̛̥͉̙͎͉̳̝̱͚͕̞̥͓̏̾̊͑͆̂̈́͐͝n̶͙̳̰̠̽g̶͎̫͕̩̭͋̃͗́̿̈́̇̊ͅh̸͕̪̬͙̦̥̣͚͎͎̹͓̝̪̤͒̇̄̿̿͗͒͗̀͘͝f̵̡̨̛̱̞̖̣̰̳̻̌̆̍͌̇͊͊̏̄̒̏̉ư̶͖̦̲͖̲̌͌̋̆̋̓̚͘ ̸̡͓͙̹̬͍̄̀̇͘n̷̛͕̼͒̽̂̃͑̂̚̕͝d̵̟͉͍̃̂̔̂̚̚̚͜͝͝d̸̨̛̞̺̟͚͙͒̽̊͆̀̇̄͝ͅͅk̴̹̟͕̜̝͍̤̖͆̆̓͒̍͗̔̒̀̌̋̕͝į̷̧̨̠͋̉͛͒̈͋̋͗̅͆͌͗̕̚͜͝f̴͇͆̋͋́́̓ ̷̡̖̟͈̮̬̭̜̽̑̔̉̉̏̚͘̕̚͝ͅ ̴̨̡̨̥̟̭̞̜̣͔̞͓̫̝̭͋͆͂̾͛̍̚͠ṇ̶̹̭̣̜̟̗͍͈̝͉͇̥̑̅̆͋̎͒̌̏̇̎̕͜͠͠͝d̵̥̥̳͎̳̮̺̖̖̦̾͆̽͒̃̈̐͂̂̈́̈̚͜͜j̴̺̟̟̪̑͌̌̽̌̄̎͒̈́̕̕̕͝͠f̸̡̧̦̬̝̙̰̜͛̽͑̆́̎̿͗͘͘̚͝u̴̮͉̰̠̠͔̓̓̿̃͊̉͛̀̽̍̅̅̐́͜t̴͔̤̥͚͈͚̪̭͕͉̃̐̎̽̍̇̿͊̈́͌͠ ̴̨̧̛̻̟̳͍͛́̔͗̉̏̊̇͊̚͠͝͝͝č̶̨̧̛̙̤͎̘̻͍͙̘̙̪̳̈́͌̈́̓̾̅̒̆̐̏̕ ̵̢͈̠͎͇͍̰͍̳̽̄̓̀́̾̊̌͂͛̈͒͜m̸̢̤̝̭̲͉̝̯̂́͌̄͒̆̇͗̓̀̾̄̚͜͝n̵̢̖̲͇̺̹̗͍̦͍̟̦͇̍̌̊̐̀͜d̵̡͈̙̦̥̘͎͕͊́̈́́̾͝ͅf̵̧̥̣͖͎͔͋͋̈́̕ü̷̻̗̜͌̇̇͛̈́ơ̶̛̓̉͆̇͊̈́̋͂̉͗͜ ̵̡̧̹̝̰͑̇͆̍͊͛͋͋s̸̢̨̰̹̠̞͔̰͎͇͆̀̅̍ç̷̛͎̭͉͍̹͍̲̯̼̌̒̀͒̓̒̄́̏̾̾́̚ä̵̡̼̬̥̘̼̰̼̟̺̜̩̬͙̦m̴͚̹̠̮̠͖͇͙͕͈̤̆͆̚v̸̨̞̳̥̳̥̪̠͒̆̈́͆̑̌̅ͅ ̶̡̨̹͍͔̱͕̤̦̮̘̲̏̒̋̄͋̂͗̅̕ ̵̻͖̩̱͇̃̍͋͌̈́Ḧ̶̝̽̈́̋͜ ̵̛͖͇͔̜̯̪̳͕̓̑́͗̽̀̋̄̇̎͛͊͆̐͜E̷̫̾̅ ̷̢͔̼̖̜̠̖̲̯̹̾L̶̛̰̺̬͇̜̗̣̯̱͈̪̟̹̬̔̑͐̋͊ ̴̡̯̝̜͛̃̀̓́̕͝Ṗ̶̺̠̼͕̱̘͋̎̈́̽͌͜͠ ̴̢̛͕̤̤̮͕̹̋̈̉̉̐̊̈̎͠ͅH̸̢̧̳͉͈͎̖̬̮͚͍̫͇͙̽ ̷̢̧̛̺̩̭̘̣̌͌̀͌̌́̅̽͠Ȅ̴̡̤̱̝̹́̍̅͂͌̍̈̽͂̈́ ̶̧̡̛̰̰̳͉̯̜̳̬̼̘͔̗̪̓̏͂͂̎̽̊͑̋̉̚̚L̶̨͉̖͕̗̈́̇͆̊͗̓̀͆̒͋̒͂̚̚̕ ̸̗͓̅̓̅̈́̀̔̔͝P̷̧̡̮̯̙̭̞̺̘̘͉̑ ̷̨̺̭̖̳̻̘̙̦̰̝̓̾̃H̸̢̊͑̉ ̴͚̍̐̊̒̂̽͂̐̃͝ ̶̝̊̀̈̈́̉͊̑̃ͅ ̴̧̢̺̜̗͚̬̹͉̖̗̩̋̑̿́̀́̉̔͊̃͑͐Ę̷̨̧̞̻͙̖̼̼̦̼̖̙͈̾́͐̆͠ ̵͓͖̲̳͓͙̱͉̙͖̮̰͖͇̂ ̷̛͉̦͚̫̩͔̱̥̃͒̔͋̏̈́̕͜ ̸̢̧̧̛̥̞̻̣͚͖̭̜̣͗̒̋́L̴̢̮͙̺̯̳̠̩̝̪͐͑͆͆͑̕ ̶͇̼̫͇̦̗̺̔͛͑̈́͑̓̓́̽̔́̄͝͝ ̶̡̢͚̘̼̮̯̠̜͔̮̪̪̯̓͆̾̆͒P̷̨̢̙̫̹̭̣̩͖͚̜͚̬͛̈́̾̀̓̒̐͊̉̇̚͜ ̸̛̺̫̣̼̙̞̖͈͉̳̊Ḩ̷̢͇͕̪̬̱̻̊É̶̫̿̌̉́̕L̸̢̖̺̙̖͖̝͉̥̙̰̭͋̈̃Ļ̸̨̖̬̮̪̭͔̠̫̉̋̔̈́́̿̕̕͝ ̶̨̡̪̦̲̰̗̳̬̬̹̠̩͖͖̔̏͆I̴̡̳͔̤̰̰̖̮̳͈͙̾͑͌́͒͋͐̋̅͘͠S̷̡̖̗̪̝̥̖̠͍̫̜͇̍͂̍͝ ̸̨̪̱̜̖̱͖̻̭̤̃͛̓͌͐́̽̈̓̒͊̆̀̃͜R̷̞̗̠͉͓͖͔͓̞̈̄̄͒̃̐̚E̸̮͍͇̯̰͕̣̳̰̝̮̫͖̋̐Ạ̷̧̧̳̙̙̦͇͙͙̗̩͈͇́̆̌͘͜͠L̸̯͔̂̇̎̀̐͠ ̵̫͖͍̫̲̀̄͐͋͆̇̈́̉͘ͅH̵̹̤̣̫̍̂͌̓̈́͌̓̔͠Ȩ̵̫̠̱͐͋̎̈́́͘͝͝͠͝L̴̡̢̛̬̯̹̪͕̜̥̻̞͈͉̞̓̂̿̂̉͗̿͛̈́̾L̵̖̠͇̼̻̩̜̞̲͌͑̎͗ ̵̨̜̮̳̰̻̞̙͍̻̥̂͑̂͑̄́̄̓̌͝ͅĮ̵̨̖̖͉͈͚̙̮͕͙̫̟̄͊̑̌͛́̓̔̾̂̿͘͝͠͝S̸̢͍͉̩͖͉͕͆́̋ ̷̨̛͎̣̣̰̻̮̲̙͇̜͚̤̘̇́̈́́̄̕͘R̵̖̬̦̹̫͕͇̾̅́͊̏͑̎̒̇̔͊ͅE̷̳̖̥̟̜̺̭͉̓̏͑̈́̅̈͑͑̈́̈́ͅA̵̱̯̽̄̂̄̈̓̆̔̿̾̀͘L̴̩̩͉̀̈́ ̶̧̠̺̅̅̇̓̏H̴̟͓͉̻͚̗͑̾́͊̉̐́̿̀̄̿E̶̢̛̹͓̘̤̠̦͚͔͕̗̪̹͉̍͂̈́̄͂̒̉̈̈́͠͝͝L̶̳͚̾̓̀̾͌̿͘L̷̻̩̞̮̹͉̲͍̻͚͉̯̪͔̘̄̋̿̉̕͝ ̵̪̯̮̜͕̗̞̤͒̓͑̿̿͒̍͋I̶̧̼̳͉̹͑̈́͗̏̐̽̀́̐̃̕S̶̡̧̡̮͖̤͎͖̖̪̓̐́̀̀ ̶̟̱̯̟́̍R̶̩̝͈͓̉̌̒̒̽̆͑́Ę̵̛̖̰͇̤̩͔̞̣̬͚̽̌̈́̿̔̋̒̅̚͜͜͝Ā̵͖̺̽̑Ḻ̸̳̝͉̞̳̀͋͊̆̽͒

@pishposh-habberdash

THIS IS A RAW MEME

This is a force beyond humanity. Monks sit in one spot for a hundred years staring at this to gain access to Nirvana.

Reblog this to dissipate it’s power, lest the raw metaness consume us all.

Reblog to die instantaneously

lmaonade:

could u imagine inventing butter, and you take a big spoonful and ur like 😏 then that shit hit your tongue and….. 😰….. 😨 ….. ur done! 😱🤢 soooooo nasty! ugh! ohhh it’s repulsive! but then ur thinking 🤔i spent 16 hours making this little bowl of this filth, not gonna just toss it! no way! 😑 so u grab some of your leftover bread that you grew yourself on a bread tree. spread some of that Gunk on that bad boy. 😧 bottoms up!!! …….😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ it’s amazing! it’s so delicious! how can something so horrendous by itself, make this bread so much better❓❗️❓❗️ you losing your damn mind

clitcheese:

a collection of star trek themed flat earth memes i’ve found on google images. i think about these a lot

[captions: 1st image: Jean Luc Picard face-palming. text reads: “they still think the mars rover is real”, written in all caps black impact font with an orange outline, for some reason.

2nd image: Picard making an exasperated gesture reaching forward. text reads: “for crying out loud, gravity is density you fool”, in blue all caps.

3rd image: a diagram of the earth and moon. There are two red force arrows labelled gravity, pointing from the earth to the moon and vice versa. On the moon is a blue arrow pointing perpendicular to the earth, labelled ‘moon’s speed’. Below the diagram is another picture of Picard making an exasperated gesture. text reads: “so the moon is pulling on the earth, and the earth is pulling on the moon. why are they not crashing into each other then!”

4th image: the picture of Picard face-palming. In white impact font reads, “You can’t see the curvature, because thr earth is too big… but you can see ships sailing over the horizon.“ red text reads, “you live on a plane not a planet”.]

sidisi:

nahiri:

big-bird-nerd:

nahiri:

big-bird-nerd:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

Who/what cut down the trees to make them mesas, for what purpose, and with what tools?

I’ve actually looked a little deeper into this, and the short answer is that humans cut them down with future tech. This theory is a sub-theory of flat earth, as it makes use of a lot of the same basic assumptions about the world, most importantly that our entire worldview is a construct created by the elite that controls our world from the shadows. By keeping knowledge from us, they can treat us like sheep without expecting resistance. Part of this theory is that we had advanced machines and supercomputers way back, even in the ancient times, and that all history older than about 100 years is a lie crafted by this elite in the wake of a nuclear war in the 1800s.

What would we use all that wood for, and where did it go?

Rock is wood. Or rather, wood becomes rock as it grows and the trees reach massive heights. They essentially mined the trees for useful minerals and metals, and for the construction of whatever secret structres they use to control us.

Steal dnd settings from conspiracy theorists every day bc this shit is too good

dateagirlwhosweird:

Date a girl who’s a continuity error. When you take her out she’s wearing a pink sweater, but when you look at her again she’s wearing a yellow dress. She talks all the time about her little brother, but when you ask her about it she’s an only child. She forgets things easily, and she knows things she shouldn’t. She’s blonde, then brunette, then someone else entirely. It makes you a little uncomfortable, but no one else seems to notice and you still love her, so why worry?

raptorific:

pissbabyanarchist:

king-of-the-heel:

pissbabyanarchist:

bookvideogamemaniac:

daily-garfield:

07/23/83

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

UR JOKING

This is a series of Halloween strips Jim Davis wrote and illustrated because he wanted to be legitimately scary instead of just “Halloween scary,” he had since clarified that the “abandoned home” scenario is not intended to be the canonical reality of the Garfield universe, it’s a terrifying fantasy Garfield is experiencing only to return to the true reality of Jon and Odie and all his friends with a new appreciation for them